Indications of temporality

The below speaks for itself: funny signs I've seen in SE Asia.

'Pleasonable' (adjective): Based on good sense, brings pleasure to the recipient.
I have a good offer for you that I think you will like; it is very pleasonable.
Cat Ba Island, Vietnam

Translation: (1) Place life jacket on body (2) Tie strap at front (3) Secure around your back (4) Apply an extra layer of lipstick so you're looking fiiiiinne when you drown.
Ferry, Vietnam

The staff were a little perplexed and upset when I informed them of the suspicious thing I found during my ablutions.
Starbucks bathroom, Tokyo.

It's a little known fact that Barry Chuckle went on to design advertising stickers after the decline in popularity of the Chuckle Brothers.
Tokyo Metro. 

Safety is delicious! Not saluting whilst chowing down is even better.
Sushi Bar, Tokyo airport

I love the combination of the slightly puritanical message of this sign with the subversive and humourous fish love.
Ko Phi Phi, Thailand

Reaches the parts other massages can't.
Chiang Mai, Thailand

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